The Auto Parts Man

My worthless [;)] nephew has finally landed his first [1^st] job, a real job with benefits -- health insurance, a retirement plan and a uniform.

Hey, baby, come and see me at the auto parts store

I’ll make your wheels squeal and your motor roar


I can straighten your chassis in record time

I can align your tires in a straight line


I can do it all -- and even more

Hey, baby, come and see me at the auto parts store