Can We Get A Lil’ Sympathy Here?

What has the Devil been up to lately?

Please allow me to introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste

I've been around for a long, long year

Stole many a man's soul and fate


I wrote the GOP plank

Tax cuts for the wealthy, help for no one else

I killed religion in America

‘Love thy neighbor’ is now every man for himself


Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name, oh yeah

But what's confusing you

Is just the nature of my game, ooh yeah


America, America, a dead society

We are all adrift in this great big sea

Ain’t ya proud? I know I am

‘All men are created equal’ has been dissed


Just as every cop is a criminal

And all the sinners saints

As heads is tails just call me Lucifer

I'm in need of some restraint


So if you meet me, have some courtesy

Have some sympathy and some taste

Use all your well learned politics

Or I'll lay your soul to waste, mmm yeah

P.S.: Jagger/Richards/… and me