Merry Christmas, Baby

Bawdy humor -- that’s me! For Adults Only….


Merry Christmas, baby, are you wearing panties tonight?

Merry Christmas, baby, Santa knows if you are naughty or nice

Merry Christmas, baby, Santa spanks lil’ girls who are naughty

Merry Christmas, baby, do you wanna bend over Santa’s knee?


Merry Christmas, baby, Santa is in the mood

Ho Ho Ho Ho, Ho Ho Ho Ho


Merry Christmas, baby, no, sir, your honor, just trying to spread a lil’ Christmas cheer

Merry Christmas, baby, letting lil’ girls rub against the antler of the holiday deer

Merry Christmas, baby, no, sir, don’t need to be put away

Merry Christmas, baby, lil’ girls need Santa’s attention every day!


Merry Christmas, baby, Santa is in the mood

Ho Ho Ho Ho, Ho Ho Ho Ho