More bawdy humor....
Away in a manager, no room at the inn
The lil’ Lord Jesus stinkin’ of gin
With his feet propped up and smokin’ a cigar
God’s Son thinks he is the godfather!
Away in a manager, he’ll take the gold and buy a fur
And put out hits on the men who brought frankincense and myrrh
The fur will look good on his dame’s ribs
Better than horse heads in rival’s cribs!
NOT in a manger, but rotting in Hell
The lil’ Lord Jesus got into trouble, why, you may ask
Cursing his fate and growing old in a jail cell
Twenty-to-life for not paying a tax!
P.S.: Starring Marlon Brando as The Lil’ Lord Jesus! ;O
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