I have heard from God, and I must testify. God said that He had a new policy, that He wouldn’t be accepting any more prayer requests ’cause too many people were praying for silly stuff -- like that their favorite team wins the big game. God wants those prayer warriors on FaceBook to unclasp their hands and actually do something. God will only be helping those who actually do something to help others. Oh sure, it was just some smart-ass that posted as God on FB, but ya never know! Maybe the Lord was trying to speak to me thro FB since, obviously, He won’t do it directly. God’s Director Of Communications is doing a poor job. Used to, you’d get a chorus of angels or a burning bush or He’d even write to Moses -- today, you get nothing.
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