That Good Ol' Diet Mountain Dew

I am certain that I’m going to Heaven

I have a wish or two (or three!)

My hot tub in Heaven shall be filled

With that good ol’ Diet Mountain Dew

I foresee my hot tub in Heaven as being a 20-foot oval with 2 rows of 4 stadium seats at each end.  There will be a 12 -foot diameter stage in the middle with a pole going up to the next cloud.  I think the stage will be covered by 2 or 3 inches of the Dew so that, when the Blonde nurse bends over backwards to dip her ponytail in the Dew, her nose will be out to inflate her FunBags!  :D

My ‘69 Charger runs so fine and fast

Those who challenge her are few

Vroom, vroom, vroom when her tank is full

Of that good ol’ Diet Mountain Dew