MOVIE SCRIPT: Spanktopus, a tongue-in-cheek spoof of SyFy movies featuring LOTS of bikinis and LOTS of red bottoms. An old teacher -- Betty White? -- dies and goes to Hell and is reincarnated as Spanktopus, an octopus with a hand on four tentacles. She is sent back to continue her naughty non-lethal habit of spanking… which she does… by patrolling the beaches and marinas, wrapping a tentacle around thighs and spanking with her hands on the other tentacles. Perverted Catholic priests are called in to perform an exorcism, but they are met with opposition form the local business community who enjoys being overrun during Spring Break. As the mayor of Spanktopus U.S.A. says “A lot of young women like to be spanked.”
P.S.: Didn’t know I had it in me, did you? Who wants to go to the Academy Awards with me when I pick up my Oscar for best screenplay?
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