Wednesday, July 16, 2014

A Bouquet Of Red Panties

Giving new meaning to “Dead Man’s Curve…” :p

I was cruising in my Stingray late one night

All anybody could see were my six tail-lights

When a girl waved me down and handed to me

A bouquet of red panties


Daddy used to say:

A bouquet of red panties

It’s no place to play

A bouquet of red panties

Best to keep away

A bouquet of red panties

WON’T SURVIVE THOSE RED PANTIES!


I gunned my Stingray and took her home for the night

Looking forward, you know, to some raunchy delight

She had me begging on my knees

A bouquet of red panties


Daddy always said:

A bouquet of red panties

It’s no place to play

A bouquet of red panties

Best to keep away

A bouquet of red panties

WON’T SURVIVE THOSE RED PANTIES!


Well, the last thing I remember, doc, I fell back on the bed

Red panties flew at my head

I guess I know now what it’s like to be dead

DIDN’T SURVIVE THOSE RED PANTIES!


I guess Daddy was right:

A bouquet of red panties

It’s no place to play

A bouquet of red panties

Best to keep away

A bouquet of red panties

WON’T SURVIVE THOSE RED PANTIES!

 

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