Ode To Saint Nipplos ;)

Jolly ol’ Saint Nipplos

Please leave for me

A big nipple on a boob-los

Under my Nipplos tree


Oh, it’s Nipplos Day, Nipplos Day

It’s every day for me

I need a nipple on a boob, I say

To kiss and suck endlessly


I adore the hotness of wet tees

And, my goodness, a tight bikini

I luv those lil’ poles that make pokies

Oh, Saint Nipplos, what you’re doing to me


Jingle bells ring, and falls the snow

On the roof of a nativity scene

Hope Nipplos brings some mistletoe

To hang over the nipple of a teen


Hey, Saint Nipplos, your reindeer have horns

Does that, my gosh, make ‘em horn-y?

Were they like like that the day they was borns

Or is that horniness just me?


Merry Nipplos Day to all

And to all a goodnight

Suck on a nipple, y’all

And do it right, don’t bite!