Four Little Bastards

A gangbang, violence, incest -- what more could you want!?! :p This is a bawdy take on the “5 Little Monkeys” nursery rhyme.


Four little bastards doing a girl

Making her head spin in a whirl

Daddy bust in with a gun in his hand

Shot a little bastard in the naughty gland

Daddy said “gotta save my little girl”


Three little bastards doing a girl

Making her head spin in a whirl

Daddy bust in with a gun in his hand

Shot a little bastard in the naughty gland

Daddy said “gotta save my little girl”


Two little bastards doing a girl

Making her head spin in a whirl

Daddy bust in with a gun in his hand

Shot a little bastard in the naughty gland

Daddy said “gotta save my little girl”


One little bastard doing a girl

Making her head spin in a whirl

Daddy bust in with a gun in his hand

Shot the little bastard in the naughty gland

Daddy said “gotta save my little girl… for myself”


OK, this is a PG take on the “5 Little Monkeys” nursery rhyme.


Five little monkeys jumping on a bed

One fell off and bumped his head

Mama endangered children and was arres-ted

She shouldn’t let little monkeys jump on the bed