King Bear

Some people say he’s only a stuffed gorilla

But, you know, I say he sleeps on his own pillow

Bear, Bear, he‘s sassy like a King

Bear, Bear, he should have his own ring

King Bear 

Born in a K-mart with an empty heart

Now, he sleeps with me, now, warming our hearts

King Bear

Thanks for singing along, Bear!

I Can't Sleep

Lyin’ here and staring at ceiling

Composing poems in my head

Waiting for a sleepy feeling

My plan, stay in bed, stay in bed 


No, I can’t sleep, I can’t sleep

Another night of counting sheep

I’m so tired 


A night of battles, who has won?

As I wait for the sunrise

A war rages, it’s never done

Night after night, something dies


No, I can’t sleep, I can’t sleep

Another night of counting sheep

I’m so tired


The next day is almost deadly 

With eyes that are so, so heavy

I’m so tired

Gimme Three Steps, Ryan

think ’leh-nerd skin nerd’   


I was making time, doing just fine

With that sweet Emily

Well, in burst Ryan Cross, showing who’s boss

Pointing his gun at me

Wait a minute, Ryan, we just playin’

Please, please no trouble here

I cried above the din, we are kin

But I was shakin’ with fear


Gimme three steps

Gimme three steps, Ryan

Gimme three steps toward the door

Gimme three steps

Gimme three steps, Ryan

And you’ll never see me no more


Well, Emily jumped Ryan from behind

And that’s the break I was looking for

Coulda heard me a-screamin’ a mile away

As I was runnin’ out from the door!!   

Santa...

Ever wonder why Santa is sooo jolly!?  ‘Cause he knows where the naughty girls live.  :D

He sees you when you’re sleeping

He knows when you’re awake

Ah, he knows what panties you wear

Or do not wear for goodness sake!
   

Am I Saved?

I like to lay on the bank of the river

Listenin’ to the water roll on by

What good has it done me?

Am I saved?  Am I saved?


I like to lay out my soul in the sunshine

Feeln’ the warm breeze sail on by

Oh, what good has it done me?

Am I saved?  Oh, am I saved?


There is a church in the bend of the river

Its steeple so high in the sky

O Lord, what good has it done me?

Am I saved?  O Lord, am I saved?


Well, I died on the bank of the river

Buried under a blood red sky

Ah, I have but one question

Am I saved?  Am I saved?

Oh, I Have Dreams...

I have dreee-eams I’ll never see

Oh, I have dreams

Guess my dreee-eams weren’t meant to be

Oh, I have dreams

I have dreee-eams but not for me


Hey, maybe someday, my dreams will come true

Maybe someday, my dreams will be for you


I have dreee-eams, I have dreee-eams

I have dreee-eams, oh, I have dreams

Devo Does B.A.M. -- Breast Awareness Month

Whip your bra off!

Show a lil’ nip

Nothing better

Let it rip!


When trouble gives a shout

You must whip it

Let dem puppies out

You must whip it


I say whip it

Whip it off


Whip your bra off!

Show a lil’ nip

Nothing better

Let it rip!