Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Gimme Three Steps, Ryan

think ’leh-nerd skin nerd’   


I was making time, doing just fine

With that sweet Emily


Well, in burst Ryan Cross, showing who’s boss

Pointing his gun at me

Wait a minute, Ryan, we just playin’

Please, please no trouble here

I cried above the din, we are kin

But I was shakin’ with fear


Gimme three steps

Gimme three steps, Ryan

Gimme three steps toward the door

Gimme three steps

Gimme three steps, Ryan

And you’ll never see me no more


Well, Emily jumped Ryan from behind

And that’s the break I was looking for

Coulda heard me a-screamin’ a mile away

As I was runnin’ out from the door!!   


Thursday, December 10, 2015

Santa...

Ever wonder why Santa is sooo jolly!?  ‘Cause he knows where the naughty girls live.  :D

He sees you when you’re sleeping

He knows when you’re awake

Ah, he knows what panties you wear

Or do not wear for goodness sake!
   

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Am I Saved?

I like to lay on the bank of the river

Listenin’ to the water roll on by

What good has it done me?

Am I saved?  Am I saved?


I like to lay out my soul in the sunshine

Feeln’ the warm breeze sail on by

Oh, what good has it done me?

Am I saved?  Oh, am I saved?


There is a church in the bend of the river

Its steeple so high in the sky

O Lord, what good has it done me?

Am I saved?  O Lord, am I saved?


Well, I died on the bank of the river

Buried under a blood red sky

Ah, I have but one question

Am I saved?  Am I saved?

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Oh, I Have Dreams...

I have dreee-eams I’ll never see

Oh, I have dreams

Guess my dreee-eams weren’t meant to be

Oh, I have dreams

I have dreee-eams but not for me


Hey, maybe someday, my dreams will come true

Maybe someday, my dreams will be for you


I have dreee-eams, I have dreee-eams

I have dreee-eams, oh, I have dreams


Thursday, October 1, 2015

Devo Does B.A.M. -- Breast Awareness Month

Whip your bra off!

Show a lil’ nip

Nothing better

Let it rip!


When trouble gives a shout

You must whip it

Let dem puppies out

You must whip it


I say whip it

Whip it off


Whip your bra off!

Show a lil’ nip

Nothing better

Let it rip!

Sunday, September 20, 2015

My Buddy Bear

I love, I love, I love, I love my Bear

Yee-ahh, yeah, yeah


Late at night, the air is still

His eyes are bright, keep it real

Bear is watching over me


Bear, Bear, my buddy Bear

Bear, Bear, he’s always there


Bear is my stuffed gorilla

My Grandma named him, fella

Bear is watching over me


Yee-ahh, yeah, yeah

I love, I love, I love, I love my Bear

Saturday, September 5, 2015

May The Summer Never End

May the summer never end, my friend

May the summer forevermore and then


When the lights go down in this Carolina town

On the front porch, a breeze for those swingin’

Catching lightnin' bugs in a fruit jar

It’s our entertainment for the evenin’


We’ve been havin’ fun all summer long

(We’ve been havin’ fun all summer long)

Those summer days seemed to go on… and on

(We’ve been havin’ fun all summer long)

May the summer never end, my friend

(We’ve been havin’ fun all summer long)

May the summer forevermore and then

(We’ve been havin’ fun all summer long)