Domestic Terrorism

OMG, my Dad pulled the most boneheaded move the other night!  Bless his heart.  At least, we now know the answer to the age-old question:  is there anyone more despicable than someone who parks in a Handicapped Park and doesn’t need it?  The answer is yes.  My Dad went to the Food Lion and saw all the handicapped spaces were full -- so, he pulled in and parked in the fire lane!  Yeah, boo hiss on him!  :p  He thinks the rules do not apply to him.  A police officer kindly explained the error of his ways.  Anyway, I was inspired:      

Domestic Terrorism At Food Lion

Gonna listen to a story ‘bout a man named Bill Slade
No huntin,’ goes where his bill can be paid
Went to Food Lion, all the handicapped spots were full insane
So, he pulled in and parked in the fire lane!

Privileged character, he is
Domestic terrorist
Or ol’ coot!?  

WYAL

Trophy,* if you’ve ever wondered

Wondered if I am in jail

I’m wastin’ away in a small town

Our radio station, WYAL

Have you ever heard the BIG Y?

It is 680 on the AM dial

Maybe you and me were never meant to be

Maybe think of me once in a while

* The nickname of my model girlfriend in college.