Amazing Grace

I’m going to Hell.  Shall I save you a seat!?  :p

Amazing Grace, looking up her dress

Seeing what is, what is it

Panties are not the best things in life

But they are next to it!

Humor, too, is one of His creations -- even bawdy humor!  :D

But seriously:

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound

That saved a wretch like me 

Once was lost, never to be found

Once blind, I still can’t see


O damn You, God, damn You to Hell

Why have you foresaken me?

I really want to know, please do tell

Divine plan? I don’t see


My faith’s been shot and left for dead

Faith is dead, pray for me

In the middle of the roadbed

Preacher man, I can’t see


Amazing Grace, a load of shit

A promise was made to me

Of eternal life, but forget it

Preacher, don’t lie to me

Miss Sara's Cabin

So, I went to see Sara

Out in Californiland

I checked into her cabin

And she took me by the hand


She lit up a candle

And she showed me the way

Voices in the whispering wind

Thought I heard them say


Welcome to Miss Sara’s Cabin

Such a lovely place, such a lovely face

Plenty of room at Miss Sara’s Cabin 

Anytime of year, you can find it here


Mirrors on the ceiling

Shag carpet on the wall

Stuck in a ‘70s porn movie

Miss Sara’s cabin has seen it all


The last thing I remember --

I snatched my hand away

Stabbing it with their crusty knives

I knew I had to get away


Relax, said Miss Sara

I am programed to please

You can check out anytime you like

But you can never leave!