Santa...

Ever wonder why Santa is sooo jolly!?  ‘Cause he knows where the naughty girls live.  :D

He sees you when you’re sleeping

He knows when you’re awake

Ah, he knows what panties you wear

Or do not wear for goodness sake!
   

Am I Saved?

I like to lay on the bank of the river

Listenin’ to the water roll on by

What good has it done me?

Am I saved?  Am I saved?


I like to lay out my soul in the sunshine

Feeln’ the warm breeze sail on by

Oh, what good has it done me?

Am I saved?  Oh, am I saved?


There is a church in the bend of the river

Its steeple so high in the sky

O Lord, what good has it done me?

Am I saved?  O Lord, am I saved?


Well, I died on the bank of the river

Buried under a blood red sky

Ah, I have but one question

Am I saved?  Am I saved?

Oh, I Have Dreams...

I have dreee-eams I’ll never see

Oh, I have dreams

Guess my dreee-eams weren’t meant to be

Oh, I have dreams

I have dreee-eams but not for me


Hey, maybe someday, my dreams will come true

Maybe someday, my dreams will be for you


I have dreee-eams, I have dreee-eams

I have dreee-eams, oh, I have dreams

Devo Does B.A.M. -- Breast Awareness Month

Whip your bra off!

Show a lil’ nip

Nothing better

Let it rip!


When trouble gives a shout

You must whip it

Let dem puppies out

You must whip it


I say whip it

Whip it off


Whip your bra off!

Show a lil’ nip

Nothing better

Let it rip!

My Buddy Bear

I love, I love, I love, I love my Bear

Yee-ahh, yeah, yeah


Late at night, the air is still

His eyes are bright, keep it real

Bear is watching over me


Bear, Bear, my buddy Bear

Bear, Bear, he’s always there


Bear is my stuffed gorilla

My Grandma named him, fella

Bear is watching over me


Yee-ahh, yeah, yeah

I love, I love, I love, I love my Bear

May The Summer Never End

May the summer never end, my friend

May the summer forevermore and then


When the lights go down in this Carolina town

On the front porch, a breeze for those swingin’

Catching lightnin' bugs in a fruit jar

It’s our entertainment for the evenin’


We’ve been havin’ fun all summer long

(We’ve been havin’ fun all summer long)

Those summer days seemed to go on… and on

(We’ve been havin’ fun all summer long)

May the summer never end, my friend

(We’ve been havin’ fun all summer long)

May the summer forevermore and then

(We’ve been havin’ fun all summer long)
     

Pizza And Poker

We had at no charge

Pizza and poker on a Friday night

In my bud’s garage

The radio was loud, dem girls were hot

Didn’t have a car, just had quarter-a-shots

Pepperoni and cheap perfume

On a Friday night

For a soft smile, add some whiskey

We could make it right

Mud-riding, yeah, and skinny-dippin’

Ah, Southern Girls for the unzippin’

Ah, pizza and poker

On a Friday night

Ah, pizza and poker

We can make it right

Ah, pizza and poker

In my bud’s garage

Ah, pizza and poker

Let us live, live large!

Rockin' Me

She’s a pre-teen, a pre-teen girl

She’s a pre-teen, rocking my world

Well, the future is laid out at her feet

There’ll be swingin’ swayin’ ipods playing

There’ll be dancing, dancin’ in the streets

She’s a pre-teen, I’m just saying

A pre-teen girl, we’re having fun

To me, that is, she’s number one

No matter what you say or what you do

No wrong in my book can come from you

You know, it is alright with me

Hey, hey, keep on rockin’ me, baby

A pre-teen girl, she’s a pre-teen

Rocking my world, she’s a pre-teen

Barbara Gail

Corn for my cousin, Barbara Gail, to the tune of “Barbara Ann”

Ba ba ba ba Barbara Gail

Ba ba ba ba Barbara Gail


Oh, Barbara Gail

Is you’re your love for sale?


Oh, Barbara Gail

You got me rockin' and a-rollin'

Rockin' and a-reelin'

Barbara Gail ba ba

Ba Barbara Gail


Ba ba ba ba Barbara Gail

Ba ba ba ba Barbara Gail


Lookin’ for some tail, went to a dance

Saw Barbara Gail, thought there’s my chance


Oh, Barbara Gail

You got me rockin' and a-rollin'

Rockin' and a-reelin'

Barbara Gail ba ba

Ba Barbara Gail