Just As Soon Laugh As Cry

I’m a one-eyed, half-blind fool-is-me

I’m at twenty percent capacity

And twenty percent does allow me

To see a tight and bright bikini!


Thought I’d be pushing up daisies by now

I’d already said “goodbye” to my friends

Quite a surprise to wake up this morning

Thought for sure, you know, this was the end


But I’m still here to see

A nice tight bikini!
 

All I Need Is You

Yours is the canvas that I paint on ‘til the end

Your fate blows in the whispering wind

Life is short, too short, tho it makes a never-ceasing din

Is this the beginning or the end?


All I need

All I need

All I need

Is you


The wind does howl Death, yeah, in a thunderous roar

Torn to tatters, my heart is sore

My brush is broken, and now there is nothing more

The fury of Hell slammed the door


All I need

All I need

All I need

Is you


Yours is the canvas that I paint on ‘til the end

Tell me: what was, what was my sin?

Damning With Faint Praise

O, me and the Lord, we had us a deal

Restore my sight, I’d sing His praises for real

He didn’t do that, but I am feelin’ just fine

Praise the Lord, you know, He stopped the decline


He stopped the decline

He stopped the decline

Praise the Lord, the healer of mankind

He stopped the decline


I fell in a well, was tumblin’ down

The Lord caught me before I hit ground

Looking thro tubes at what I can see

Praise the Lord, you know, I mean sincerely


He stopped the decline

He stopped the decline

Praise the Lord, the healer of mankind

He stopped the decline

Two Princes Of Darkness

:p Is it too late to get in on that vampire craze?

O, me and Dracula will suck

Life out of you

Capturing emotions with words

Is what I do


Dracula, you see, likes to chomp

Your juicy neck

Bad, bad boys, yes, we are, you know

From bloody Heck!
 

B.A.M.

October is B.A.M. -- Breast Awareness Month. Join me in a celebration, an awareness and appreciation of BIG bouncy Boobs! :p Now, I am well-aware of the devastation that Breast Cancer can cause, having lost a loved one [1] to that disease. But let's keep thangs positive. After all, NOTHING is more important in life than a happy healthy Breast!

Yes, I am incorrigible.... :p